Jacked & UnHappy 'Original Print' Hoodie

Jacked and Unhappy – Original Print Hoodie

For the man who lifts like he’s negotiating with his demons and wins every single time.

The Jacked and Unhappy Hoodie is built for the guy who doesn’t need motivation quotes, hype playlists, or pep talks. He’s powered by discipline, caffeine, and a mild, permanent irritation with the world. This hoodie doesn’t try to cheer you up — it simply respects the grind.

Heavy, durable, and cut to handle monstrous traps, unreasonable delts, and arms that look like they’re plotting something, this hoodie fits like armor. Warm enough for cold mornings, tough enough for brutal sessions, and comfortable enough to wear while silently judging everyone curling in the squat rack.

The Jacked and Unhappy print hits with the energy of a man who trains hard, speaks little, and smiles only when he hits a new PR. It’s not negative — it’s honest. Some men radiate sunshine. You radiate intensity.

Perfect for:

• Men who lift to relax but somehow get angrier
• Cold gyms, colder stares, and warm hoodies that can survive both
• Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while loading another plate
• The guy who’s massive, focused, and not here for small talk

Wear it like a warning.

Lift in it like therapy.

Stay Jacked. And Unhappy. And unstoppable.

Care instructions:

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed